E-cards Jesus Sends Me:
From:
Jesus
(gandara73@yahoo.com)
05/08/2003
Hello,
Yesterday was the last day of school. Well.. guess what? I went and got myself
a television and my eyes were welded to it all weekend long. It is verry tiny
and it fits perfectly in the corner of my camper by the hamper where I keep
my clothes. Funny though, I ended up loosing all of my time trying to keep up
with evry thing that is happening what a devilsh invention that thing. The 5th
was an abismal disaster for me my vehicle broke down on the way to school. It
ended up being the starter after some one helped me push start it I took it
over to my freid Chinos place he helps me when I need it but he was with all
his buddys and they were getting drunk that day. So after working a little bit
on the car I found that I had poured too much oil in the tank and the spark
plugs got wet. It was forsing the conduet and killed my starter coroded my rottor
and ruined the plugs. I could not get the guys to help they just laughed at
me and helped me push start it again so that I could get to the autopart store.
Well.. I decided to try and burn the excess oil because I was in too much of
a hurry to drain the pan and ended up getting pulled over. I figured that the
cop would just give me a ticket for not having my registration up to date but
he said that I had an outstanding warant. So I spent two days in jail. Tomorow
are finals and I am scrambeling to get cought up with all of my work. I have
to write some extracredit papers for my art class cause I am getting a c and
I know I am going to bomb the final. One thing I know for sure I am no artist.
Well girly take care of your self and keep the wind behind you at all times.Promise
on your pinky.
05/02/2003
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Liebe(r) shirin,
Hello, It is raining today. I went back to the bill changer that I told you
about and I found a dog there. Sombody left the poor animal alone. I was tempted
to take him home with me but I could hardly aford to feed my self and besides
the cockaroaches would probably get gelous. They dont like it when I bring anyone
home. Some times I invite Many over and when I start playing guitar they come
out to dance. He likes to put them in a cup and fry them. I am guessing that
he likes to watch them suffer. I don't know though he realy likes getting on
my bad side so today I am going to the movies without him. Since I quit drinking
it is the only spare that I have. One of my lesbian girl buddies invited me
to go out and do some deepsea fishing so I am extatic. Last time I got out there
I cought a whitetip shark. This time I am more prepared though since she had
a boat-house I think that we will be out there for the entire weekend, I dunno
it is entirely up to her she gets an attitude evrytime she steps on a fishook
cause she is realy messy, any little thing might set her off and I try to keep
things smooth when were out there cause I am an alright swimer but there are
alot of greatwhites out there. Well buddy I will tell you all about the show
when I get back on monday have a great one.
Von: jesus
04/29/2003
Hello,
So, I am the only one here today. Monday.. oh yaah met a new girl named laura
at the bill chnger. she says I dont have a phone number. What do you guess that
means. she didnt say any thing else.
04/25/2003
Hello,
Bored at the spot again. I have some thing to ask you. Did you ever think that
mabe designer babies are not here soon enough. Well this thought has got me
twitching. I think I need to go out and spend some time on the dock by myself.
I went to walmart and there were some jiggs that look promesing. You know evry
time I'm out there the dolphins and the seals always stop by and check me out
they pick up the scent of the chum or something I guess. We always take things
for granted here in S. Cali. Hope the weather clears up buddy.
04/23/2003
hola
Hey Sherin,
Hope you are doing all right today. I am kind of bummed cause algebra just isn't
making sence latley. It's nothing that a Jag could'nt fix though. Today has
been one of those wierd days where you feel kind of like nothing fits into The
Little House On The Prarie. Hope things are alot better for you today. Oh..
Did I tell you that all community colleges are going to be closed for the Summer
here in Cali.? I think I will be spending it in Mexico. I need to save up some
spending money first though. Mabe you could come with me. I hate being there
by myself with no one to speak English to. Any way write back soon..
gandara73@yahoo.com
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Artist: Marc Chagall
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04/21/2003
Hello Karin,
I just got back from a road trip to go and visit some family in Arkansas. I
haden't seen them in 3 years. It was realy nice to get together and we spent
some time together all thursday. It was realy sad when I finaly had to come
back to school but I guess it was a good way to get cought up with my school
work. I spent a total of four days on the Greyhound bus sistem and they ended
up loosing my luggage which sucked because I had tucked my car sparkplug wires
so that no body would steel my neon. Well.. they didn't steal my vehicle but
they stole my calculator. I hope you feel better soon. Oh.. also my girl friend
dumped me because she didn't want me to leave her alone for spring break so
I guess its back to being alone. I don't know though I guess it is not too bad
because I get time to spend time with my freind Manuel and get cought up with
our card games. I wish there was something I could do to help you feel better.
Oh.. yeah I think I might be getting layed off from work which realy stinks
because there is a shortage of jobs here in the States. I sure would hate to
have to get a pizza job to keep up with the bills. Let me know what is up. I
enjoy your letters you are a good friend and I would like to know more about
you.
03/26/2003
Hey,
How is life in canada?
Doing allright here trying to get cought up with my work. I am having midterms
for the semester and I have had to spend a lot of time on my work sorry I havent
been able to send you any thing. Has it started warming up there? Here in california
it is always perfect weather but I guess you are getting tired of me telling
you that hu. Oh.. yeah you still have your question can you think of something
that perhaps the Genie could answer for you. I have him here and he is getting
borred I havent rubbed his lamp in a while.
your pal,
jesus
03/19/2003
Hello sherin,
I hope you are feeling alright. I can say that things are going good for me
I goten through the semester in tact and next week the new one starts. I am
afraid that the pre-school is not giving me enough hours so I will be forced
to find a second job hopefuly I can find someone to hire me on a week-end job.
I also have to do something about my car tickets I think that I have over a
thousand dollars in fines and if the cops catch up to me I will be forced to
pay them in jail time. I will write you soon.
03/16/2003
Yes,
Sorry. I had forgotten your name. What is it that you suffer from buddy? Is
there anything that I could do to help? I have been real buisy with my school
work but I always have time for a freind. I know I should feel lucky for landing
the job at the preschool but some times I feel that I scare the children because
my teeth are crook. I always try to make sure and not let it get to me but you
know, people some times are jerks no matter how polite you try to be. Any way
I guess what I am trying to say is that we all have our own deamons we have
to fight and we should not let them get the best of us. I have to go my cousin
is calling.
03/13/2003
Alone
Greetings, Ask me a question. Only one question. And I will answer. --------------------------------------------------------
Hello, I took your advice and am now working in a preschool. Thanks alot it
has helped me alot. I have 12 kids to work with and there is 4 teachers including
me. I have great fun drawing pictures for them and they welcome me with huggs
when I enter the class. I get to give them yogurt and crackers and teach them
how to play soccer and other sports. You had a point. I have kept my wistle
clean since new years. I feel like a crisp bill. I hope that evry thing is going
o.K with you. I am having some money problems because my brother went and joined
the Navy. We were renting out this tiny camper together but now I am alone.
I guess that it is like my buddy Richard before he drowned at the beach told
me "don't ever peddle from a bum."
By the way great work.
03/10/2003
Hello buddy,
I thought I might have ofended you with the post card not the things which I
had writen in them. Only because you had not writen back. I have been buisy
with my studies and when I took a break and looked at your site I found that
mabe I should write to let you know you are apreciated. I tell all of my freinds
about it and they always let me know how much they like it.
03/09/2003
Hello,
Had a chance to look at your work today.
I love the way you come up with so many new things. It is always some thing
to brighten my day. I think you are so cool. I am sorry if I ofended you with
my last post card. Well.. best of wishes to you and your entire family including
your um.. well the .. choo-choo train.
jesus
01/09/2003
Hello kido,
Hope all is hap-hap-hapening for you. Well I'm just... um... to tell the truth
I have a tick of bordem I feel like running out in the street in the nude- um..
well mabe not that bored but I have had a chance to think things through all
this morning and I find I have nothing to think about. Great now I sownd like
Pop-eye. Well I some times go and give my dog a walk but my kite killed him.
Mabe I should buy a pet perakeet and teach it how to speak. Oh..dum.. de..dum..
perhaps mabe a long walk and since the peer here is closed off due to repairs
I guess I am in no danger of drowning. Well then there is my cousins idea who
tells me I should take some time to direct trafic on the freeway. Yeah..! Thats
what I'll do. If I dont write soon remember me when you see a stain on the road.
01/06/2003
Hello S
What should I ask?